Soft Is Not In My DNA Hoodie — Bold Statement Pullover for Gamers & Fitness Fans
Soft Is Not In My DNA Hoodie — Bold Statement Pullover for Gamers & Fitness Fans
Soft Is Not In My DNA Hoodie — Bold Statement Pullover for Gamers & Fitness Fans
- 30-day size returns & exchanges
- Ships in 2–5 business days
- Free replacement if damaged or defective
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Why you'll love this
Make your stance clear in a heavyweight pullover built for comfort, durability, and everyday wear. The “Soft Is Not In My DNA” statement and distressed back emblem bring a rugged, veteran-crew look. Medium-heavy fabric, a double-lined hood, and a roomy kangaroo pocket make it a practical layer for gym mornings, nights out, or downtime. The classic fit and muted, weathered graphics pair naturally with dark, workwear-inspired outfits.
What makes it a good buy
- Medium-heavy fabric and tubular knit are built for lasting wear
- Double-lined hood and kangaroo pocket add everyday utility
- Ships in 2–5 business days
- Free replacement or full refund if it arrives damaged, misprinted, defective, or wrong
Size & fit
- Fit
- Classic fit
- Sizing
- True to size
- Stretch
- Slight stretch
What size should I buy?
Order your usual size.
How stretchy is it?
Cotton/poly fleece with a little give; rib cuffs and hem stretch and recover.
Size chart
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length from center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20.08 | 27.17 | 33.5 |
| M | 22.05 | 27.95 | 34.5 |
| L | 24.02 | 29.13 | 35.5 |
| XL | 25.98 | 29.92 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 27.99 | 31.1 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 29.92 | 31.89 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 31.89 | 33.07 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 33.86 | 33.86 | 40.5 |
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve length from center back |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 51.0 | 69.0 | 85.1 |
| M | 56.0 | 71.0 | 87.6 |
| L | 61.0 | 74.0 | 90.2 |
| XL | 66.0 | 76.0 | 92.7 |
| 2XL | 71.1 | 79.0 | 95.2 |
| 3XL | 76.0 | 81.0 | 97.8 |
| 4XL | 81.0 | 84.0 | 100.3 |
| 5XL | 86.0 | 86.0 | 102.9 |
Garment measured laid flat. Width is armpit to armpit, so double it for the full chest around.
How to measure
Lay a shirt you love flat. Measure armpit to armpit for width and from the top of the shoulder to the hem for length, then compare with the chart.
Ordered the wrong size? Unworn items can be returned or exchanged within 30 days.
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What makes it stand out
- Classic-fit pullover hoodie
- Double-lined hood
- Color-matched drawcord
- Roomy kangaroo pocket
- Tubular knit with no side seams
- Tear-away label
- DTF and DTG printed graphics
What it's made of & care
50% Cotton / 50% Polyester / 8.0 oz/yd² (Heather Sport: 60% Polyester / 40% Cotton)
What the fabric does
- Polyester — lightweight and quick-drying, resists wrinkles and keeps its shape and color wash after wash.
- Cotton — soft, breathable and comfortable against the skin.
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry medium
- Iron, steam or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
Good to know
- For adults
Shipping & returns
30-day size returns & exchanges. Wrong size? Send it back unworn and unwashed within 30 days of delivery for a different size, a full refund on full-price items, or store credit on sale items. Email essentialaurallc@gmail.com with your order number to start a return. Return shipping is paid by the customer.
Damaged, defective or wrong item? Email us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and a photo, and we'll send a free replacement or a full refund (store credit for sale items). You don't need to send it back unless we ask.
Shipping. Orders ship in 2–5 business days; U.S. delivery is usually 3–7 business days after shipping, with tracking by email. U.S. shipping is free on orders $125+.